Emily the Grinch

Raise your hand if you remember how many days before halloween I would start wearing halloween themed t-shirts just to allow enough days to wear them all because I owned so many.
Two extra points if you remember that I would want to get up extra early October 1 to decorate the house.
This year - a 4 foot sign in the middle of the walkway that reads
WORKING!
NO CANDY
DO NOT RING THE DOORBELL
DO NOT KNOCK
GO AWAY!