"Arby's Owner Gets Access to Wendy's Info"
By Associated Press
57 MINUTES AGO
COLUMBUS, Ohio -
Wendy's International Inc. has agreed to let a major shareholder have access to crucial information about the third-largest hamburger chain so he can decide whether to bid for the company... "
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DUH
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Listen Barfy's. . .
I mean Arby's. . .
. . .it's simple.
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WENDY'S SECRET IS . . .
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. . . THEY DON'T USE HORSE MEAT!
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DISCLAIMER:
Now, Listen y'all
You know I don't know Joe Schmoe Arby PERSONALLY thank goodness or I'd have to take him down, so I haven't access to his ACTUAL horse slaughterhouse, this of course is a SIMULATION - - - AS IS THE SANDWICH ABOVE - - - MERELY A DEPICTION OF THEIR GRUESOME STOMACH CHURNING COUNTER SELECTIONS -
but you don't even have step inside their cowboy hatin' establishment, do not even have to TASTE their food, just smelling it can
make you lose your cheerios.
Yeah,
That's what it smells like,
a horse
of course.
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